mobi |eng | 0100-12-31 | Author:Kinky Friedman

thing that they do because I'll let you in on a little secret: Jesus doesn't talk to football coaches. He doesn't talk to televangelists or Bible Belt politicians or good ...

mobi, azw3, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-12-31 | Author:Geoff Tibballs

Next he asked the second man, a marine, who answered: ‘I’ll have from the tips of both arms outstretched, sahr!’ ‘OK,’ said the commander, measuring the marine’s outstretched arms. ‘That’s ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2004-07-27 | Author:Al Franken [Franken, Al]

Janacek was referring to the closed captioning that the memorial’s organizers had thoughtfully provided for the hearing impaired. Janacek, perhaps, was thinking impaired. Or, more likely, honesty impaired. On radio, ...

mobi |nld | 2010-07-31 | Author:Michael Moore

7 Het einde van de man Eerder dit jaar zijn mijn vrouw en ik bij de doop van ons pasgeboren neefje Anthony geweest. Onze tienerdochter was gevraagd om zijn peettante ...

epub |eng | | Author:Jeffrey Tucker [Tucker, Jeffrey ]

40 What Men Want August 10, 2005 You know why so many men walk around with sloppy hair? We hate haircuts. You have to drive there to get one, which ...

mobi |eng | 1998-04-22 | Author:george carlin

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mobi |eng | 2003-01-01 | Author:michael moore

10338-Dude, Where's My Country? 8/27/03 1:09 PM Page 129 6 Jesus W. Christ HI. GOD HERE. I hope you don’t mind if I interrupt Mike’s book with a few words ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2007-10-09 | Author:Stephen Colbert [Colbert, Stephen]

H O M O S E X U A L S AND YET… The biggest threat facing America today—next to socialized medicine, the Dyson vacuum cleaner, and the recumbent bicycle—is ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2011-11-14 | Author:Bill Maher [Maher, Bill]

LUST DESSERTS New Rule: Women have to stop having food orgasms. I’ve heard many women ask, “Why don’t they make a Viagra for women?” They do. It’s called an M&M. ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2010-07-13 | Author:Laura Ingraham [Ingraham, Laura]

THE DIARY OF PRESIDENT-ELECT BARACK OBAMA BLAIR HOUSE January 18, 2009 This church thing in D.C. is not going to go well. It’s Sunday, and with the inauguration tomorrow, Miche ...

epub |eng | 2013-01-11 | Author:H.L. Mencken

5. Utopia Thus the ideal of democracy is reached at last: it has become a psychic impossibility for a gentleman to hold office under the Federal Union, save by a ...

epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Willie Geist [Geist, Willie]

Chapter 10 Oprah Is God Since the very beginning of human history, scientists, philosophers, scholars, clerics, and just guys sitting around in bars have debated the existence of God. Now, ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-19 | Author:Calvin Trillin [Trillin, Calvin]

On Not Leaving the Field Right-wingers who want to be heard Note Newt at his best’s only third. But if right-wing votes were combined, The front-runner might fall behind. So ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-12 | Author:Greg Gutfeld [Gutfeld, Greg]

What a performance. Ratner continued: I am grateful to GLAAD for engaging me in a dialogue about what we can do together to increase awareness of the important and troubling ...

mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

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